Branson Tea Party Chooses Stripjoint Patron over Constitution

September 28th, 2012

Two thoughts: I miss the old Dairy Queen in downtown Branson, and Cynthia Davis is running for Lieutenant Governor.

How do those two items go together? Glad you asked!

I drove by the old DQ today. Lots of good memories. The owners of a restaurant I worked at as a teen let me drive their Cadillac to take their younger kids there for treats after a busy night.

Alas, now the old DQ has been taken over by Tera-rists. It is inaptly called "Tea Party Patriot HQ" - ostensibly the go-to place in these parts to learn all about patriotism, the Constitution, and family values. Tera Sukman reportedly paid about $200k for the property. In the name of God and country, the Tera-rists have honored Rep. Billy Long, whose idea of reducing federal spending is to vote for a $2.4 TRILLION increase to the debt ceiling, Sen. Roy Blunt, who, as a House member, got a few Republicans to join the Democrats in voting for Bush's TARP bailout, and Ron Houseman, local politician who added an extra $300k, over and above a $42k salary, of the taxpayers money to his income when he was county clerk.

And today, I noticed a huge banner for Peter Kinder, incumbent Lieutenant Governor.

That would be the same Peter Kinder whose hobby is stalking strippers.

There's a family value for you!

The Tera-rists regard Mr. Kinder as a "real" man.

Meanwhile, one of Kinder's opponents is Mrs. Davis, who as a state legislator received the Locke and Smith (as in John and Adam) award for most constitutional voting record. You'd think that would impress "Tea Party Patriots."

The "Tea Party Patriot HQ" is a fraudulent outfit, a front for the Republican Establishment.

The old DQ once served up ice cream and burgers. Now only baloney is served.

After the Kinder sign provoked me today, I googled, and sure enough this subject has been covered by the best journalist in SW Missouri:

Branson Neocons for Porn